Because the only kiss Ianto seems to know is the “I’m gonna eat your face” sort.
Doctor. I sacrificed my life for you back when it was all I had. Then you abandoned me without so much as a ‘thanks’ or ‘oh by the way, now you’re immortal so try not to get blown up’. I spent two hundred years trying to find you, thinking that you knew something about what I am or why I’m here or what the hell I should do, thinking you would fix me. Then when I finally find you, you tell me I’m wrong. I’m a freak. I don’t belong here. And you know what? I already figured that out for myself.
- Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
- Jack: Yeah.
- Gwen: What was it like?
- Jack: He seemed to enjoy it.
- Me: Sweet Jesus Fuck.
Good morning! Here is a kitten in a bucket for your morning enjoyment!